Octopussy Bar
Hua Hin Thailand 
Octopussy
Hello Welcome!

 

To the Octopussy web site hopefully containing everything you need to know, with some pages about the bar, Hua Hin, fun trips to take, news and sports.

We hope you enjoy it, if you think we should add something drop us a line.

 

 

LADIES NIGHT

 

Sunday night is ladies night. All you ladies out there get buy one get one free on all Cocktails from 8pm till late, if you want to bring a date with you that's ok. This offer is open to ladies only and not guys dressed as ladies sorry guys.

 

Beer Promotions

 

Run all week, buy any four large beers get one free. Not what one customer thought drink five large beers in one hour and they are all free, this beer token is valid for a month so unless you are a total ....head or a student you can take your time

 

 

Cider Promotions

 

 

 

Cider

For sale are Natch, Dry Blackthorn, Old English and Strongbow in two different styles.

 

Spirit Promotions

 

Vodka shots by Absolut. New to Thailand vodka flavours are Lemon, Lime, Peach, Pear and Mandarin Orange

Large doubles can be bought for 175 Baht, basic whiskeys, Gin, Vodka and Rum

 

 

Draught Beer

 

Buy two get one free

(No Longer Available)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pool Tables

 

Two American pool tables the main table has a slate bed and is competition size 8 x 4, coin operated. The second table is 8 x 4 Italian slate and is free to use. Both tables are of a very high quality with Italian slate, American cloths and Super Aramith balls.

 

Darts

 

The dart board will be returning this year, once we have found some unbreakable darts. and moved the Indian Motorcycle display.

 

Free Internet

 

New free WiFi network now installed. Not the fastest in the world but in Thailand it is as good as you can get without spending a fortune, if you have any problems please contact our technician Mekhong Eric who is able to fix most problems in a mater of days if not weeks.

 

Uniforms

 

All the staff wear uniforms in the bar. We are adding new ones all the time now we have five different ones, soon rising to seven so everyday will be different.



 

Octopussy Bar Hua Hin

YOU CAN'T BE FIRST BUT YOU CAN BE NEXT

 

Welcome to the Octopussy web site. Opened in 2000 the bar has steadily grown to be one of the larger bars in town. Live sports and news are shown all day on ten TV screens, plus the 50 inch duel projector with surround sound. The bar has seating for sixty plus people indoor and outdoor. Street side tables have personal overhead fans.  All drinks are served waitress style by our uniformed staff. A very wide range of local and imported beers from Australia to the United Kingdom, ciders, wines and spirits are also available, plus on a good day we can make over one hundred different cocktails. See the map for directions, we are in the centre of town in the main night life area close to all the leading hotels and guest houses.

 As you read through this site you will find that we don't take ourselves very seriously, we want you to have fun and we want to have fun too. We are open from noon to the early hours, if by chance you are in Hua Hin one day we hope you drop by, we will try to make you very welcome.
Two American pool tables

 

 

Play nine ball, eight ball, how about a game of killer all the staff love to  play. Play serious or just for fun.

 

 

 

 

New for high season the latest slate bed table from Sovereign Pool Tables in Bangkok

 

 

The second table is also made from imported Italian slate of a very high quality and is FREE to use. Both tables use super Aramith balls imported from Europe.

Our computerised jukebox plays over 10000 tracks and is fully licensed (now).  Easy to use drop in and play the music you like.

Toilet, Lavatory, W/C,  The John, The Bog
 

For the Boys

Gone are the days of holding an out stretched arm and taking aim, now you can gently lean forward and rest your head on a cool tiled wall ideal for your last pee before your waiting Tuk Tuk speeds you off into the night. Please stand close it's shorter than you think.

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For The Girls

  

 

 No guy stuff in here just for the ladies, real plastic flowers, clean towels, plenty of paper.  Liquid soap the smallest room in the house is scented with pot purée. Tiled floor to ceiling, these toilets are cleaned throughout the day (maybe). If you find something in here you don't like please contact a member of staff who will remove it.

Free WiFi hotspot. We have now added a free wireless network for your enjoyment. Ask behind the bar for details.

Free Mobile charging now available

 

Three different satellite feeds showing over two hundred different channels with surround sound on the 50 inch projector.

When awake our highly (cough cough) trained staff of fifteen ladies are eager to serve you. Once seated a waitress will attend to your order hopefully someone will be awake and see you come in. The open plan bar area has a cool breeze assisted by 13 electric fans. Street side tables all have overhead fans.

We feed the staff at least three times a day. The lunch time show starts at 1o/clock and has been known to still be going at four. Please refrain from using flash photography during these times.

    

Numbers of staff change weekly depending on many factors beyond are control. We have no knowledge of how long a buffalo can be sick for or how long an eye operation takes. We recruit staff 365 days a year.

 

 

If you have had one too many, we can call you a taxi or the world famous Tuk Tuk. (cheap cheap in Thai, wish they were) In fact if you have spent enough money we will call you anything you want.  We will always try and get you the best price and we take no commission.  A great way to clear your head and the fact that they have no windows speaks for it's self.

Tuk Tuk drivers run on a mixture of palm oil and Red bull. The one's in Town are larger than the one's in Bangkok so they don't wheelie as well.

If you have a problem with your drink, say you asked for a gin and tonic and got a cup of tea or you clearly said Heineken and got a Long Island Iced Tea, chances are you just met the Honey Monster cashier.

 

The Honey Monster cashier is not a one off everybody at some time gets to work with or meet one when out and about. She means well smiles a lot, a smile that trips a switch in the back of your brain that says  oh no the lights are on, but nobody is home, please bear with us our Honey Monster cashier has been under training now for nine months and can nearly walk and talk at the same time. We apologise in advance we are an equal opportunities employer, we have to employ the unemployable. (please see news page for some sad news)

Some Things Are Cool & Some Things Are Not

 

We reserve the right to refuse entry to anyone wearing socks and sandals, oh and people with hairy backs.

  

This guy has no chance

 
Not only is Mr Borat not wearing shoes or a shirt, he clearly has a very hairy back.
 

New Race Day uniform is here. Join us for every round of the Formula 1 and Moto Gp season. Two new uniforms coming this month August 2008.
 
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